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French Ballet Ends U.S. Tour, To Return to France

The S.S. France will sail today with the prestigious French Ballet back to Le Havre. Pierre Fou Fou, ballet director, said, "We're tired of Trump calling us criminals and rapists."

France Bans Donald Trump Sr.

After Donald Trump Sr. dumbfounded the globe with his latest remarks on France and wanting to be King of the United States, France responded with a lifetime ban on Trump's entry to the country, even Paris.

In typical fashion, Trump laughed off the ban, saying, "I see London, I see France, I see de Gaulle's underpants."

France had no comment.

 

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