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Babbling Jinjer Ales Debuts as WECO's News Model

Babbling Jinjer Ales, the latest comely news model for WECO News, may have started a new news model trend by giving herself a nickname.

Trump: Crucify the Constitution

King wannabe Trump wants to crucify the Constitution alongside atheists.

Shooters are in an uproar over the idea of crucifying the Constitution but continue to support the crucifixion of atheists. One shooter has said of atheists, "They can rot in Hell."

How will this affect Trump's chances of instituting a monarchy? "I got it in the bag," says Trump.

 

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